The Gun Junction

Mom: I hurt my back putting on my socks.

Amber: No, no, no. We’re not telling it like that.

Mom: Why not? It’s just you.

Amber: And the entire internet, eventually.

Mom: …

Amber: It sounds like you lost a fight to cotton. Say this instead: “I sustained an injury during a high‑risk maneuver.”

Mom: That does sound better.

Amber: Still… socks though. Really?

**Seriously though, how relatable is this?!**